why the FCC is not the KGB

this is outstanding, though i think few people will appreciate it as much as me. apparently chairman martin of the FCC, who is sometimes considered controlling, has begun making a variety of KGB/FCC jokes. these are especially appreciated by a future FCC employee who also recently hosted a James Bond party (class of '007, baby!) while attired as a KGB agent. in martin's latest salvo, he gave a 'top 7' list (he must have gotten bored trying to come up with 10) of reasons why the FCC is not like the KGB. most of the reasons are not funny, lending additional support to the theory that he wrote them himself. however, i did like #5 ("KGB can monitor the NSA’s activities") and #3 ("The KGB is run efficiently").