another sure sign the world is coming to an end

So, I'm watching the first Harry Potter movie on ABC yesterday while trying to get some work done, and this ad comes on television, for "Nick & Jessica's Family Christmas". Evidently Jessica and her sister are performing at the same time. Never before will television viewers have been subjected to such a high elbow-movement-to-music-quality ratio.

The sad part is that people will watch it. It's things like this that convince me I'm actually an alien from a distant planet and that my keepers will soon come to take me away.