Wednesday, March 07, 2007

latest in the series of bizarre sentences

so, a supermodel assaults her housekeepers. it's apparently severe and frequent enough of a problem that, instead of merely leaving, one of them brings her to court for it. but, of course, she's a celebrity. so, instead of going to jail, she is sentenced so scrub floors for 5 days. (courtesy of Google News)

and they say that the rich and famous get off scott-free. ha! that'll teach you to assault a housekeeper. we'll make you do her work! for 5 whole days! what could better serve the purposes of the criminal justice system than that?? i bet that housekeeper feels so much better now.


Blogger Aviva said...

oh, wow, that's fantastic!!

12:15 AM  

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