latest in the series of bizarre sentences

so, a supermodel assaults her housekeepers. it's apparently severe and frequent enough of a problem that, instead of merely leaving, one of them brings her to court for it. but, of course, she's a celebrity. so, instead of going to jail, she is sentenced so scrub floors for 5 days.

http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=4435 (courtesy of Google News)

and they say that the rich and famous get off scott-free. ha! that'll teach you to assault a housekeeper. we'll make you do her work! for 5 whole days! what could better serve the purposes of the criminal justice system than that?? i bet that housekeeper feels so much better now.